I'll always ache with an empty heart.

I've figured out that joy is not in your arms

My name's Dana and I specialize in over-thinking everything, creating problems that aren't there, regretting things I can't change, and falling for people that will never notice me. I'm obsessive-compulsive and get excited over little things. I've always been drawn to the water and boats. I wish you all an endless supply of good books and chocolate.

DFTBA :)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

sillydodobird:

laxita2688:

sugoi-ass-prince:

expelled-from-heaven:

This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION

there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!

(Source: themermaidgrotto)

serenkitty:

anus:

how do you uninstall school

by graduating

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

teatattoo:

what’s up with those mid-sized towels? they’re too big to be hand towels and too small to be bath towels but we still have like 50 of them?? I do not understand.

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

nonothingatall:

jendabenda:

jinglepandas:

egobus:

modified-grrrl:

petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone

petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.

petition to fuck everyone

We always get here. How do we always get here?

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

existentialgentleman:

sleeps-with-his-tuba:

thefloatingtuba:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

I got stuck :c No pics but Jesus Christ that hurt xD

Hello yes I’m Nic and this is how I practice tuba

Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
Me:
Me: I also ship destiel

loonylunalovegood97:

ussnormandy:

luciferwearswestwood:

i just realized

there are 12 grades of school. Come graduation day i can say it, I can actually freaking say it:

I DID MY WAITING,

12 YEARS OF IT.

IN HIGH SCHOOL.

I am genuinely disappointed I didn’t do this

You are stuck in an ugly building that you’re in against your will for years, and there are creatures in there that suck out our happiness and make you fall into depression or insanity.

Did I just describe Azkaban or high school?

(Source: miriamsass)

(Source: nado-o1)

strifeanddeath:

shalrath:

But i’m a crepe

i’m a weirdough

what the hell am i doughing here

i doughnut belong here

annemarina:

listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along

hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever

(Source: grrrlfever)

(Source: tjstanley15)